Super Bowl Weekend: Those sandals reek of fucking poise.

Super Bowl Weekend: Those sandals reek of fucking poise.

I’m thankful for…

Matt Ryan. Football season hasn’t seemed so hopeless these last couple of years. I’m still not totally used to that.

This is a leader of men. Or something…

This is a leader of men. Or something…

I’d imagine this is how most Panther fans feel every Sunday… (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)

I’d imagine this is how most Panther fans feel every Sunday… (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)