The Baltimore Orioles would like to sodomize your child. Or hold his hand. It’s really hard to tell.

The Baltimore Orioles would like to sodomize your child. Or hold his hand. It’s really hard to tell.

Learning fundamentals: Leyland taught backup catcher Gregg Zaun the steal sign.
“If I jump up and don’t ever come down,” Leyland told him, “you steal.
— If They Don’t Win It’s a Shame: The Year the Marlins Bought the World Series
How YOU doin?  (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)

How YOU doin?  (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)

I’m pretty sure my newfangled love of the camera can be attributed to the sheer awesomeness of sports photography. (Photo by Nick Laham/Getty Images)

I’m pretty sure my newfangled love of the camera can be attributed to the sheer awesomeness of sports photography. (Photo by Nick Laham/Getty Images)